The Photo Shoot That Wasn’t – Epic Amateur Photographer Fails For Your Amusement. . .

The top 15 shots that got away:

In the Beginning:

Oh my, that button is sensitive.
Oh my, that button is sensitive.
Oh my, that button really is sensitive.
Oh my, that button is really sensitive.
I don't know, but it pops up every now and then.
I don’t know, but it pops up every now and then.

Do I Need A Tripod? “I Can Hold Still.”

How Many Flowers Am I Holding Up? No, you haven't had a head injury. But look too long and you might get one...
“How Many Flowers Am I Holding Up?” No, you haven’t had a head injury. But look too long and you might get one…
Have a few glasses of wine and come back to this one. It might look intentional.
“Have A Few” glasses of wine and come back to this one. It might look intentional.

View Through A New Eye, How Hard Can It Be?

Looking through a new perspective looks seems like it would be easier.
Looking through a new perspective “Seems Like It Would Be Easier.”
View Through A New Eye: Where Is That Confounded Bridge? Oh No! It's Sinking!
“Where Is That Confounded Bridge?” Oh No! It’s Sinking!

Ohhhh!! “Special? Effects”

Special? Effects: How Important Are These Knobs?
Right In The Camera. “How Important Are These Knobs?”
Special? Effects: Fix It In Post? It can't get any worse, right? Oh, yes it can. Yes, it can.
“Fix It In Post?” It can’t get any worse, right? Oh, yes it can. Yes, it can.

Wild Life!

“These Guys Are Really Fast”

These Guys Are Really Fast. I mean REALLY fast.
“I mean REALLY fast!”
These Guys Are Really Fast: Nice . . . Drops.
“Nice . . . water drops?”

“Oh My Gawd!!!”  Fear Factor:

“OMG! He’s Really Big!!”
“OMG! He’s Coming Right At Me!!”
“EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!” Run Awaaaaaaay….!!!

Well, there you have it.  In no particular order, the best of the worst, my top “Epic Amateur Photographer Fails!”

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